In an effort to save money for upcoming life changes and the holidays I went shopping at the local Aldis grocery store. It's mostly off brands. I picked up a box of these fish things and received quite the suprise when I opened the box:
Doing what anyone else would, I cooked them. No one dared eat them, so we cut them open. I was honestly expecting to find a seahorse, but when cut into it was revealed they were both normal, misshapen fish fillets. I wonder if it was an unfortunate accident, someone playing a prank, or maybe a sign from Poseidon or something.